attack of the m&m's

i found this interesting story
about a woman who was attacked
by a blue M&M
well
a man dressed as a blue M&M
imagine the emotional / psychological scars
you would either:

• never be able to eat the blue ones again
• filter the blue ones out and crush them with a hammer and devour thier souls.

the second approach i can see as being rather therapeutic
perhaps even empowering

a shame really that more people do not commit crimes dressed outlandishly
( the dead president bits in point break does not, count those are just masks )
this could be the start of something beautiful
a land where criminals
take social consciousness a little more seriously
aside from the usual law breaking and general anti-social behaviour.
perhaps this is the worlds first
real supervillian
who else would assault a woman dressed up in costume?

unfortunate that cosplayers are harmless to say the least.
cuz that an interesting crime wave make…
i can see the headlines now
5 pikachu’s assault bank! escape with millions. leave copy of thier last movie as a calling card”
or
imagine getting carjacked by this

• 2005-01-19

  alyssa

  Pikachu!

• 2005-05-12

  kem1kal

  haha yes the world needs more real supervillians i think :)