impossible to ignore

10 things that are impossible to ignore.

1. the snooze button. the dirty slut of the working day. it requires that you touch it roughly every morning multiple times. it has issues.
2. the stench of filthy human in the public transportation system. they are cattle cars and they tend smell like them.
3. organized religion that invades your personal space. this must be dealt with. extinguished before it bursts into flames and takes you with it.
4. children crying during your inflight movie or any movie for that matter.
5. people talking on cell phones while standing in line for something. they need to be punched. with bullets. especially if thier phone demeanor is of a cheerful nature.
6. your boyfriend has one chore. take out the trash. does he? not without kind words and bribery, maybe a shoe upside the head.
7. pets. they live with you. they cost you money. they pee on things. they bite you. they destroy your furniture. usually they are far too cute for thier own good. the smart ones use this to thier advantage. when they are sick broken. you know.
8. ninjas. if you see them… its already too late.
9. commercials that make use of monoaural sound. if you have surround, you know what im talking about. everything is in the center channel, making for EXTRA loud commercials to interupt your soon to be festival of muting.
10. technology that misbehaves when you dont want it to misbehave. anyone who has ever done any “hi-tech”[yes thats an ITT tech reference] audio or video work will tell you how a buffer underrun can make you feel like less of a hu/man.

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